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how's the new place buddy?

[ Random, eh? Guess there are worse ways for a NEET to make friends. ]

Not bad. S'pretty small and the howling at the full moon is a bit worrying.

Nice of you to ask.

don't you mean meowing?

Connor, your goddamn bug ate my goddamn shoes again

I'm not Conner but I'm sorry about your goddamn shoes, sir.

Oh fuck how the hell did I manage to butt dial someone with this shit

Sorry uh...renisthecoolest

christ that sounds like an xbox username

no offence

No big. Except the Xbox part, but at least Xbox + Japanese kid (me) is a good joke.

It's actually kinda impressive that you can dial someone by accident on these things. Teach me your ways, sensei.

i seem to run into a lot of those

well first you need to have a menagerie of pets in the house

then one of them eats your shoe

also you get angry and just press a bunch of buttons because you're really angry

also wait so is ren your first name

to be fair there do seem to be a lot of us among the Mirrorbound. Isekai really doing us like that I guess.

Mhm, mhm, and for how long has your pet been on the shoe diet/do you think my cat might adapt to this palate and stop waking me up at five in the morning for breakfast?

I kid. My cat got left back home. I miss that jerk. Got it though: let autocorrect guide me.

It is. I've already heard all the Star Wars jokes, however, so save that one.

well it's a bug

cats are jerks and will always wake you up

source: have a cat

and a dog

and that bug

and a few more

Connor collects a lot of 'friends' (dog is mine tho)

heh honestly that's been over twenty years ago, kinda old as a joke for me

if u havent guessed, kinda old

also possibly from the future

eh my parents won't let me have a dog bc of some few "art" pieces inside the house, but I have to ask: bug??? Surely a bug can't eat your shoe, delicious as it is.

I think I ran into your friend when I first got here. He works at the pet store, if I'm remembering right? A blink cat got tangled into his hair, but thankfully there were no casualties.

The future in relation to this place could be when I'M from. But I'm taking your comment about old movies to mean that Disney has not, in fact, asserted global domination through market shares in the future, so I thank you for that little peace of mind.

If it helps, you have worse text grammar than I do, so you can't be THAT old.

giant bug this world has it all

yeah thats him

eh honestly it's cyberlife who had the biggest global domination considering they built androids shit maybe they did buy out disney never really followed that up honestly

lol

kid im 55

born in 1985

see

old

Androids! I was really pulling for jetpacks to be the thing-of-the-future, but I guess I might still get the robot uprising on my bingo card.

Oh wow, a millennial. Yep, gotta confirm your diagnosis. BUt I was born in 2000 so I don't think you have to turn to dust quite yet.

well i might have helped with that

wow is this going to be something else about millennials running all cause trust me kid, they still blaming us for shit when I'm in my 50s

Causing or ending? Important distinction :)

nah I think they're onto blaming us kids for most things even now. Always could use more scapegoats ig.

Though everything is someone else's fault, right. But for as long as they try to pass blame off, holding shitty adults accountable is something of a pet project of mine, personally.

lets go with

involved

;)

heh well you know how it is

never anyones fault

shitty adults huh

funny i do that too

you know, to the full extend of the law

connor and i were cops

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Aww come on, gimme a hint. If I guess it right will you at least confirm it?

Cops?

Well that's unfortunate.

Edited 2020-11-01 03:24 (UTC)

sure why the fuck not

oh i see

youre the type that wants to remake society

see i do that to the full extent of the law

if you think you can threaten me

just to let you know my pedegree

youngest detroit lieutenant ever

ive ran drug busts

in detroit

did i mention detroit

wait does japan even know about detroit

oh also may not be a cop for much longer i punched someone in the fbi and broke his nose

connor needed the distraction

but he deserved it anyway

Edited 2020-11-01 03:38 (UTC)

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